Kim's Very Occasional News and Blog
|Enjoyable conference travel to Malmö and Prague.||10/7 2018|
|Are you busier than I am?||24/9 2017|
In such a set-up, it's hard to see that anyone could be busier than someone else. How can one be more busy than working all the time? Some people still make comments about a person being really busy. I wonder if it measures the amount of work a person does not get done, i.e., the more you don't get done, the busier you are?!
Sometimes students remark on busyness. I've often talked to students who have tried to get help from someone else before approaching me. They would say things such as "I emailed NN, but he never replied, and when I found him, he said he didn't have time and I should make an appointment - I guess he's really busy!"
I must admit that I'm thinking "No, he doesn't care much about servicing the students and have prioritized his own research or some other career-advancing activity" while I'm responding "I think we're all pretty busy - what can I help you with?". I try to pretend to have time to listen while the reality, of course, is that every minute this takes, there is some (additional) research or other thing that will not get done.
Another frequent student comment is "Why don't you just let the ones teach who want to and like it!" I don't ever even begin to explain that nobody wants to teach. Well, some of us would like to teach occasionally, but much less frequently than we do - partly due to always being too busy.
Some professors simply don't spend enough time preparing, are not timely when it comes to posing and grading assignments, do not answer student questions promptly, and thereby convey the message that they really don't care.
On the other hand, some of us respect the students' time, always prepare and announce in a timely manner, and try to answer questions and address the students' concerns. In addition, when we teach the same trivial material once again, we try to pretend that we find it interesting, show some enthusiasm, and try to relate to the circumstance that some of this material is hard when you're at a beginner's level.
I guess this performance is sometimes so successful that students get the wrong impression and think we actually want to teach (as much as we do). That's probably good, and the truth of the matter is that when I get responsibility for a class, I genuinely care and want the students to learn. I would just prefer not to get that responsibility quite as often. And I actually like the lecturing and student interaction in connection with that - which is also the least time-consuming. It's the preparation, administration of the course and home page, notes, assignments, grading, exams, etc. that's the real pain.
Whereas I can appreciate that students prefer not to be taught by someone who doesn't care much, punishing the faculty members who do care by giving them extra teaching is not the right incentive.
|Danish grammar||12/9 2017|
Nu er jeg ikke ekspert i dansk grammatik, så det kan da være, jeg selv laver fejl i nedenstående. Ret mig gerne!
"Almindelige" mennesker på Facebook etc. kan simpelt hen ikke finde ud af, hvornår noget skrives som ét ord. Det kan være lidt morsomt, når folk reklamerer for deres nye butik med bland-selv-slik og kalder den "Slik Torvet", hvilket i mine ører lyder som et temmeligt ulækkert forslag, men generelt er det ret irriterende.
Engelsk har fået en stor plads i Danmark, hvilket er fint, og jeg taler selv mere engelsk end dansk, men det har betydet, at folk begynder at bruge de engelsk ord, der også findes på dansk, i den engelske betydning. F.eks. er der mange, som nu refererer til en musiker, maler, eller lignende som en "artist", som om vedkommende arbejdede i et cirkus! Det hedder selvfølgelig "kunstner".
Politikere har fået for vane at bruge en "både/men" form. De siger f.eks. "Både landbruget, men også industrien skal forurene mindre". Det er en ny mode-anvendelse af "både" og "men", der ikke giver mening (selv om indholdet selvfølgelig er klart nok). Ordet "men" giver ingen mening, når man allerede har sagt "både". Sig "Både landbruget og industrien skal forurene mindre". Hvis det er noget helt særligt, man gerne vil fremhæve med sidste del, så kan man evt. bruge "men" - dog forudsat at man ikke har brugt "både". Dvs. "landbruget, men også industrien, skal forurene mindre".
Fyldord er virkelig irriterende. Ind i mellem hører man folk, der hele tiden bruger "som der" i f.eks. "planen som der blev udarbejdet af regeringen".
Mest irriterende er nok TV2 News, hvor værterne skal vise, at de kan henvende sig til folk uden at læse direkte op fra teleprompteren (eller hvad sådan noget nu hedder). Prisen er, at de tillægger sig vaner for at købe sig selv mere tid ved at bruge fyldord. Den værste af slagsen er indsættelse af pronominer, når subjektet allerede er i sætningen! Nogle værter gør dette i mere end hver anden sætning: "Statsministeren han udtalte i dag...", "Vejret det bliver solrigt...", "Det græske parlament de stemmer om...". Læs dog op fra skærmen! Vi ved godt alligevel, at I ikke sidder sammen med os i vores stue, og at der ikke er tale om en samtale.
|Theory Seminar at the University of Toronto||8/9 2017|
|Research funding for three years.||4/5 2017|
|Club Champions in our bridge club.||19/4 2017|
|ARCO held at SDU in April||18/2 2016|
|On the unfairness of deadline extensions||4/1 2016|
First of all, there are situations, such as illness affecting one individual as well as more major events affecting many people, where extending a deadline could be the right decision. Similarly, very shortly after a deadline has been announced, one may be alerted to problems with the given date due to holidays, other deadlines, etc. Such circumstances may also be reasonable grounds for changing the deadline and I don't think of such decisions as extensions.
However, the common situation is that students run out of time because they have too high a workload, are not administering their time well, have personal problems, or something similar. Some students silently accept the consequences by dropping my course, dropping a course given by somebody else to make my deadline, skipping their sister's wedding, or something else. Other students come by my office and explain their hardships to me to get an extension. Finally, a very small number of students lie to obtain what they want.
I feel sorry for students when they explain their difficult situation to me and it's very tempting to give in and extend their deadline. However, is that really fair to the students who believe that a deadline is final and who do not approach the professor? Giving in seems to reward students who are good at presenting their cases favorably, or, in extreme cases, good at lying. Additionally, it potentially leads to forms of nepotism, rewarding students you like, students who look cute, students who performed well before, etc. Some professors, wanting to be fair, decide to extend the deadline for everyone in such a case. But even that solution doesn't seem fair to students who already dropped another course or missed out on their sister's wedding to make my deadline.
These issues are not restricted to the student world. Also scientific conferences often extend deadlines. The excuse is usually that the program committee wants to increase the quality of the scientific program by letting more people submit. And who can be against increasing the scientific quality?
However, this suffers from all the same problems. There's the nepotism issue, since people known to the program chair/committee have better access. In fact, you sometimes here people boasting that if they, together with this and that friend, contact the program chair, then they almost always get an extension.
There are the same unfairness issues. If you were dumb enough to believe the deadline and moved meetings, grading, and all sorts of other things to just after the deadline, you will not be able to take advantage of an extension to improve your submission and you are at greater risk of loosing in the competition to people obtaining the extended deadline.
Is the scientific quality then at least improved? Maybe a little, considering the conference in question in isolation, since the people who can usually get an extension count on it, but if you made it clear from the beginning that there would be no extensions, the difference would probably be minor.
At any rate, if a paper is not submitted to a conference because somebody didn't make the deadline, the paper does not disintegrate! The science is still there and will be accepted into another conference. So it's really just stealing good papers from the next conference. That conference, in turn, will have to extend the deadline to steal papers from their successor, etc. In this community, in particular, we should know enough game theory to conclude that it's better if we all play fair.
|Appointed Knight of the Order of Dannebrog.||20/10 2015|
|Passed English test.||2/10 2015|
|Exclamation point repetition.||8/7 2015|
|Michal Kotrbčík joins the Online Algorithms group.||19/6 2015|
|Club Champions in our bridge club.||23/4 2015|
The bridge club is the only place where people still occasionally ask me: "So, how are you doing, young man?" In other words, the average age is up there... However, young people, not least people with a background in Math or CS should enjoy this game. Here's a repeat of my attempt from last year at convincing you:
Competition bridge is a fast-paced game. You have around 7 minutes for each hand, including bidding, playing, and scoring. Then you move on to a new problem - not like chess where you get stuck in the same bad position for hours. Basically, it's applied probability theory. Every time a bid is made - or not made, a card is played, etc., you get more information and must update your estimate of the probability distribution.
One problem with getting started is the initial somewhat steep learning curve. There are classes, but one can also just read, learn, and practice in some social setting before entering into competitions.
|Postdoc Position in Online Algorithms.||31/3 2015|
|How to doodle.||25/11 2014|
Give a 24 hour deadline for filling-in a doodle
Most people have a really hard time remembering to do things. Giving them too long time will make them postpone and forget. If not, they will fill it in immediately. People who prefer to get little things done right away (me!) will also prefer to do it immediately. If the deadline is several days away, nobody will keep track of all the options in the calendar to avoid clashes and nobody will want to update the doodle every time they schedule something new. These are strong arguments against long deadlines. How short can we make them then? One can of course be occupied all day or all evening, but my claim is that during a 24 hour window, one can almost always find a couple of minutes for this; and it should not take longer! Put "24 hour deadline" in the subject of your e-mail.
Time your announcement
The important issue here is not to collect the information, but when you "release" everybody's calendar. Thus, set your deadline so that immediately when it expires, you can tell everybody the result, and then they're free to schedule other things again. If your scheduling is dependent on room availability or similar, you should schedule the deadline such that these issues can be resolved fast at that moment and a decision can be announced.
Give few and realistic options
Doodle has made the mistake of making it way too easy to create lots and lots of options by copying the first row. This is very similar to the ease of which one can send e-mail to lots of people. In my opinion, people should pass a test and be certified conscientious users before being allowed to send e-mail to more than 10 people or allowed to make a doodle with more than 10 options! ツ Choose sensibly! This includes not listing options that are known not to work because most or key people for the meeting cannot make it. Also, know your environment; in a university environment, for instance, where all lectures have a duration of 2 hours and start at an even hour (such as 8-10, 10-12, 12-14, etc)., don't schedule a possible meeting from 9-11! Very occasionally one might miss a possible meeting time option in this way, but that small margin of error is vastly outweighed by the saved time in filling-in doodles and by the accuracy of the information which is due to the fast turn-around enabled by the small processing time for each individual. I consider it a polite practice that the creator of the doodle also fills it in; not least if it's a doodle with many options where you impose a lot of calendar-checking on your colleagues.
Choose carefully - you cannot correct
Finally, announcing a meeting time and sending out a correction later is bound to fail. People probably handle this in many different ways, but while I have an undetermined doodle event scheduling, I queue many other requests for meetings. As soon as I get the announcement of the meeting time, I flush my queue, sending out confirmations and meeting times suggestions for requests that I've queued. Thus, the information I gave in the doodle is out-of-date almost immediately after the announcement was sent out.
|Leah Epstein and Asaf Levin are visiting us.||20/7 2014|
|Trends in Online Algorithms attracted 50 researchers.||7/7 2014|
|Wonderful audience at CiE in Budapest.||27/6 2014|
|The program is out for Trends in Online Algorithms.||20/5 2014|
|Had two students graduate today!||28/4 2014|
|Club Champions in our bridge club.||23/4 2014|
As opposed to how it's often portrayed, competition bridge is a fast-paced game. You have around 7 minutes for each hand, including bidding, playing, and scoring. Then you move on to a new problem - not like chess where you get stuck in the same bad position for hours. Basically, it's applied probability theory. Every time a bid is made - or not made, a card is played, etc., you get more information and must update your estimate of the probability distribution.
|Chairman of the national External Examiners in Computer Science.||3/4 2014|
|Graduated another Ph.D. student today.||21/2 2014|
|Travel money secured for three years.||22/10 2013|
It's of course ridiculous that we should apply for this money, since it's necessary to do a good job as a researcher. As I see it, it's quite similar to asking us to apply for pen & paper. An enormous amount of time (and therefore money) is wasted applying for these relatively modest grants.
|Welcome to my blog!||20/10 2013|